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  (949): View more from California

  who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool

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  (949): who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool http://tfl.nu/a4ly
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  (733): View more from

  i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now

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  (733): i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now http://tfl.nu/kg3x
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  (815): View more from Illinois

  I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.

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  (815): I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on. http://tfl.nu/mukq
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  (704): View more from North Carolina

  I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window

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  (704): I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window http://tfl.nu/ly7e
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  (778): View more from British Columbia

  I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college

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  (778): I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college http://tfl.nu/2nnj
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  (201): View more from New Jersey

  You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.

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  (201): You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked. http://tfl.nu/py4z
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  (780): View more from Alberta, CA

  She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.

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  (780): She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile. http://tfl.nu/gnnf
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  (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.

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  (570): Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos. http://tfl.nu/kn72
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  (214): View more from Texas

  Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.

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  (214): Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming. http://tfl.nu/yp4i
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  (913): View more from Kansas

  He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.

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  (913): He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back. http://tfl.nu/xhdz
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  (773): View more from Illinois

  I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it

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  It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact

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  (773): I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it (773): It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact http://tfl.nu/3h4p
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  (904): View more from Florida

  It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics

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  (904): It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics http://tfl.nu/x92g
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  (614): View more from Ohio

  Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.

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  (614): Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month. http://tfl.nu/2n60
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  (905): View more from Ontario

  I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle

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  (905): I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle http://tfl.nu/bb9s
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  (512): View more from Texas

  You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.

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  (512): You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas. http://tfl.nu/qzzy
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