so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.