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• (602): View more from Arizona

  I bet i've been more pregnant than you.

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed

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• (716): View more from New York

  People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it

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  23 Men Confess The Moment They Realized They Wanted A Divorce

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• (512): View more from Texas

  He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out

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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?

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• (239): View more from Florida

  No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.

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  The 23 Most Inappropriate Things To Happen At A Funeral

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• (262): View more from Wisconsin

  At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun

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  Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt

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• (518): View more from New York

  I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.

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• (917): View more from New York City

  Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.

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