You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
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If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
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Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?