She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
stop calling my apartment porn island.
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When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
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I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
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