Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
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