Dual....:-)
so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
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Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
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She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
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