fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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