Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
Dear Penis Owner...our records show that you are overdue for servicing...please contact our friendly associates to schedule a thoroughly satisfying experience today...operators are standing by...
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
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