I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
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Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
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I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
I need to wash the frat house off of me
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
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