im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
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My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
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Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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