I smell stomach acid.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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