I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
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