i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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