belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
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My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
We're not piercing ourselves today.
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So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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