On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Threw my underwear in my purse as I was running away after sex last night, went to pick up my birth control prescription this morning, took out my wallet and accidentally flung my sweet thong onto the counter in front of the cashier. Think that was the universes way of telling me I am a whore.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
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