Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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