My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
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Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
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It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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