I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
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you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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