OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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