do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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