it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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