return my video game
We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
I lost the right to judge tonight
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
Randomize
