Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
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At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
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Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
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