I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
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he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
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No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
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