How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
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I think I have vodka in my lungs
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
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Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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