i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
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he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
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I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
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