I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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