Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
Randomize
