You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
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