I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
She said her name was "party"
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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