i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
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he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
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We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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