woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
Randomize
