Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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