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I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.

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(678): I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time. http://tfl.nu/ogf0

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it seems as if every mistake i've ever made in life i've had an errection in one hand and a bud light in the other

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(302): it seems as if every mistake i've ever made in life i've had an errection in one hand and a bud light in the other http://tfl.nu/yidf

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So I'm banging this nun...

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Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...

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(847): So I'm banging this nun... (314): Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already... http://tfl.nu/ygf2

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I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.

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(440): I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew. http://tfl.nu/1ouh

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He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him

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(508): He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him http://tfl.nu/0v7f

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I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me

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(631): I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me http://tfl.nu/684j

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You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.

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(615): You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea. http://tfl.nu/dzpq

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Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.

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(479): Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless. http://tfl.nu/pb8t

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allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.

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(239): allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee. http://tfl.nu/rbdo

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I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.

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(403): I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever. http://tfl.nu/fqiq

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I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.

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(905): I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do. http://tfl.nu/nqbr

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His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.

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I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.

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(301): His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy. (1-301): I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok. http://tfl.nu/z40b

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I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?

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(774): I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish? http://tfl.nu/4yf1

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currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight

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I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in

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(814): currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight (814): I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in http://tfl.nu/2u0u

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

Steaks?

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It's Ash Wednesday.

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If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?

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(267): Steaks? (215): It's Ash Wednesday. (267): If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made? http://tfl.nu/8kzi

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