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• (320): View more from Minnesota

  Good. You are like the clit whisperer.

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• (858): View more from California

  So my Christmas cards this year will be my mug shot with my kids face photo shopped next to me....too ghetto?

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.

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• (225): View more from Louisiana

  wtf

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  I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?

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• (828): View more from North Carolina

  Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.

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• (319): View more from Iowa

  For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..

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• (207): View more from Maine

  Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.

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  I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?

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• (731): View more from Tennessee

  Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.

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• (423): View more from Tennessee

  Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal

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• (425): View more from Washington

  I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.

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