Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(916): View more from California

Just got yelled at by a priest...again.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

Who wears a wallet chain?!

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(248): View more from Michigan

Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.

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(757): View more from Virginia

Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy

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(225): View more from Louisiana

I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.

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(908): View more from New Jersey

i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.

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(662): View more from Mississippi

I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"

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(940): View more from Texas

Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago

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It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after

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