you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
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Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
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He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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