I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
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put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
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I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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