I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
im going to pretend im pregnant so i can eat a lot then i will accidentally fall down the stairs
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
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somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
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This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
So never has there been a greater Valentine's Day gift than you actually putting a new roll of toilet paper on for me after using the old roll up! You didn't even use the new roll. You clearly put that on from a gentleman's standpoint vs. a selfish standpoint. I love you!!!!
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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