Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
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