I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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