we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
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I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
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She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
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