so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
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He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
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there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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