I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
Randomize