He uses pillows to masturbate.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
It's 6 am and I've spent the last few hours searching for a cork screw or suitable substitute. You had none. Incidentally, I finally opened this bottle of wine, but owe you a new meat sticky thing with those two prongs. Sobriety is not good for me. Or your utensils.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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