he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
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She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
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I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
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