would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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