I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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