yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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