I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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