please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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