I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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