return my video game
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
Randomize
