What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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