Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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