i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
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just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
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So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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