just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
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Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
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Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
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