my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
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You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
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I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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